Ahhhhh ... the smell of the Quickstop
"Shit, if I knew you were here, I would have come in later."

"Did he just say making fuck?"

"I can't believe you knocked over the casket,
her fucking body fell out!"

"Are you open?"

"Ah, thank you Sonny boy!"

"Hey! Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot."

"You're living in denial and supressing rage, motherfucker."

"I don't know if you know this or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away."

"I'm 37!?"

"They print any kind of shit in here!"

"You should see the box, beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame."

"All Jedi had was a bunch of muppets."

"Insert some place close, preferbly moist, thrust. repeat."

"Olaf, 'burserker'! C'mon man, 'burserker'!"

"I am going to put the hookers in time square to shame with all the guys I go down on now."

"But I didn't sell any cigarettes to any kids, I swear!"

"That's not cheating, people say crazy shit during sex. one time I called this girl 'Mom'!"

"Screw me?!"

"Why, do you want to have sex or something?"

"Whatchoo want Grizzly Adams?"

"Title does not dictate behavior."

"I mean what's your encore? Do you like anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?"

"That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."

"I don't think your manager would appreciate..."

"I'm not dealin' anything man, whatchoo talkin' 'bout?"

"Well if we're so fucking advanced what the fuck are we doing working here?"

"Let's get the fuck up out of this fucking jib joint with this fucking faggot 'Dante', cocksmoker!"

"Why couldn't you have just slept with them like any decent person, why'd you have to go suck their dick?"

"37, my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks."

"Don't take this the wrong way, but I used to fuck her."

"Well I didn't just go and fuck myself!"

"And do you know what the worst part is, I'm not even supposed to BE here today!"